CLASCO owns Brands and engages in Various Business-Related Activities. CLASCO has a very real, standards-compliant office with many real human employees. CLASCO has many real human employees who are happy and enjoy the Brands, especially the Amusing Brand.
CLASCO prides itself on the legality of its business transactions, the simplicity of not engaging in any Funny Business, and maintaining a real work office with many employees inside of it that work inside of the real office building, so that the Brands may be owned skillfully and with great splendor.
Occasionally, people will feel the need to contact a company. It is important to realize that there is not always a valid reason to contact a company, and in most cases it would be simpler and easier to not contact the company. It is inspiring to remember that things usually have a way of working themselves out.